Halloween Shivers - what would you do if you where a ghost?

Halloween is around the corner. To spice up the spirit of this time of year I thought it wouldn't harm if I and my fellow farmers imagine what shivering acts we would do if we were a ghost.
Feel free to post your thoughts while you grin.

I would float into your bathroom and while you're busy brushing your teeth I'll gently squeeze and pull your earlob once.

 

I would make funny faces to amuse your cat so your cat will apparently be staring at nothing (everyone knows cats can see ghosts)

 

I would sit in the corner of our local cafe and watch people shiver as they walked past me.

 

I am a ghost.

 

I would host a "Ghost Party" to be held in October, the night of the Full Moon, and all the happy friendly ghosts would come and dance and have Spooky good cocktails. And then as the moon went down and the sun comes up we would all go back to our graves till next year!

 

I would do if I were a ghost,

~edit~ no outside links allowed

 

Looks like ghosts aren't allowed to do that, whatever it was.

 

If I were a ghost, I would make a sugar hill for shooger.sweet. So she would get busy with sugars and ignore outside links.

 

Visit my students at night and remind them to behave and study every day

 

Do you want to discipline your students with fear?

 

I would be a cold ghost and hide in someone's fridge and - it would be a ghost diet plan !!
especially for anyone who drank from the milk carton !!
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Do an yellow face pack at night and say hi to everyone.

That's the worst nightmare.