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  1. bygo_cris

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    hahaha so true ^_^
     
    bygo_cris, Jul 22, 2015
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    solotime, Jul 22, 2015
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  3. Arielh

    Arielh Living Forum Legend

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    Arielh, Jul 22, 2015
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    bygo_cris, Jul 23, 2015
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  5. davidb1yth007

    davidb1yth007 Forum Ambassador

    Joe Maddon, the manager of the Tampa Bay Rays who is known for trying thoughtful gimmicks that might break up the monotony of the long Major League Baseball season, has turned to '80s pop music in order to give his lineup a fresh look. His batting order Thursday against the Detroit Tigers is patterned after Tutone's "867-5309/Jenny" singles-bar anthem, a No. 1 hit in 1982 that's still an earwig to this day.​
     
    davidb1yth007, Jul 28, 2015
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  6. bygo_cris

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    A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
     
    bygo_cris, Jul 28, 2015
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    solotime, Aug 1, 2015
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  8. Jools

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    Jools, Aug 4, 2015
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    solotime, Aug 6, 2015
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    Even Google Doesn’t Have Answers
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    bygo_cris, Aug 7, 2015
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    solotime, Aug 8, 2015
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  12. Arielh

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    Arielh, Aug 9, 2015
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  13. Banjoman

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    That last one reminds me of the old... Rub (or wash) hands, Receive Bacon sticker on the hand dryers.
    Let's go Unicorns !
     
    Banjoman, Aug 9, 2015
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  14. Jools

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    that intrigued me, so a quick search revealed
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    Jools, Aug 9, 2015
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  15. Arielh

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    Arielh, Aug 9, 2015
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    solotime, Aug 9, 2015
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  17. farmerumf

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    Sign seen outside Local Pub:

    How to prepare Tofu:
    1 Throw it in Bin
    2 Fry Bacon.

    Sorry I haven't a clue how to put up pictures! My son spend hours just doing my little kitty picture.
     
    farmerumf, Aug 10, 2015
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  18. Arielh

    Arielh Living Forum Legend

    farmerumf when you find the picture you want to post, right click it and then copy the image's URL. Then come here and besides the smiles there is a small picture with mountains and sun, click it and then paste the URL.
     
    Arielh, Aug 10, 2015
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  19. Farmerpen

    Farmerpen Forum Apprentice

    Thanks Arielh but that is much too difficult for poor me to do! What is URL? See what I mean? Might have a try. I have got Gadwin Print Screen - would that do it? I have only used it a couple of times to write to Support. p.s. this is also farmerumf!
     
    Farmerpen, Aug 10, 2015
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  20. JJenks

    JJenks Forum Ambassador

    190 Pound Mastiff from the shelter.......$50.00
    Wig from Spencers.........$13.00
    The look on the neighbors face.........Priceless

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    JJenks, Aug 11, 2015
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