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  1. CylentLea123

    CylentLea123 Old Hand

    Why did the cowboy get a dachshund??

    He wanted to "git along lil doggie"

    Ha! Dachshunds rock!!
     
    CylentLea123, Jan 19, 2016
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  2. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

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    spotsbox, Jan 24, 2016
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  3. Brookeham

    Brookeham Forum Freak

    xDxDxD spots!!! I wish I would have thought of training my black lab to do that.:p;)
     
    Brookeham, Jan 24, 2016
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  4. Banjoman

    Banjoman Forum Ambassador

    Never buy Flowers from a Monk....


    Only you can prevent Florist Friars !!!
     
    Banjoman, Feb 9, 2016
    #564
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  5. mindy1701

    mindy1701 Count Count

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    mindy1701, Feb 10, 2016
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  6. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

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    spotsbox, Feb 15, 2016
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  7. Banjoman

    Banjoman Forum Ambassador

    I came into this world with nothing.... and still have most of it :D
     
    Banjoman, Feb 16, 2016
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  8. baw815

    baw815 Forum General

    Only most? Where's the rest? :p
     
    baw815, Feb 16, 2016
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  9. mindy1701

    mindy1701 Count Count

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    mindy1701, Feb 19, 2016
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  10. Doc425

    Doc425 Exceptional Talent

    No offense to all the blondes among you, but there's always lots of blonde jokes.

    Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton?

    Because it said concentrate.
     
    Doc425, Feb 21, 2016
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  11. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

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    spotsbox, Feb 21, 2016
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  12. Doc425

    Doc425 Exceptional Talent

    "There they go. I must hasten after them for I am their leader."

    Heard from many young commanders/supervisors.
     
    Doc425, Feb 21, 2016
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  13. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

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    spotsbox, Feb 22, 2016
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  14. labmommy30

    labmommy30 Forum Duke

    LOL @spotsbox , I think I am already a bear!
     
    labmommy30, Feb 23, 2016
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  15. baw815

    baw815 Forum General

    Be A-lert, be a-lert!!!! The world needs more lerts. :p xD
     
    baw815, Feb 24, 2016
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  16. Banjoman

    Banjoman Forum Ambassador

    I saw my favorite saying which is also my Signature....
    Pointing to the bathrooms at the student housing complex that I transport college kids from.:wuerg:
    Humbling:p
     
    Banjoman, Feb 27, 2016
    #576
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  17. baw815

    baw815 Forum General

    When's a door not a door?

    When it's ajar. xD xD xD
     
    baw815, Feb 29, 2016
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  18. solotime

    solotime Count Count

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    solotime, Mar 4, 2016
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  19. davidb1yth007

    davidb1yth007 Forum Ambassador

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    davidb1yth007, Mar 20, 2016
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  20. mingling

    mingling Forum Baron

    Just went threw some pages, Thanks you all for sharing!

    A drunk man left the bar really late, knowing the wife would be waiting not wanting to take the long way decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard saving an hour and not be all that late. It was raining heavily and rather dark, with only a half moon in the sky above, it cast eerie shadows across the tombstones, giving the drunk man the creeps. He didn’t see an open grave in front of him and fell into it. He tried to climb out but the rain made the sides of the hole too slippery to climb. Finally he decided to give up and spend the night there.
    A while later, another drunk left the same bar and took the same shortcut through the graveyard. He too felt scared by the creepy shadows moving over the tombstones and the eerie atmosphere of the graveyard. He, too fell into the open grave. The first drunk woke, watched him try to climb out only to fall back down into the slippery, muddy hole. He got up, figured to tell the man not to waste his time as he spent hours trying, laying his hand on the 2nd guys shoulder told him, You'll never get out.

    he did!
     
    mingling, Mar 20, 2016
    #580
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