My Farmerama Body

I wanted a game without guns and drama
It was really great to find Farmerama !
Virtual farming is the life for me
Planting, feeding, resting under a tree
Oh what a great life this could be
So far away from reality...

And as a farmer I'd be really fit
From walking fields and shovelling ....
With virtual abs and walking tall
I'd be someone admired by all.
I wanted to be top on Bahamarama
The Number One Island Farmer !

But even on my pretend farm
Things do happen to cause alarm
my virtual dietician seems very real
Looking over my shoulder at every meal

She isn't happy about the Baha race
It means I'm constantly stuffing my face
"It's DBayes fault" - that hectic pace
I'm fighting hard for second place !

Pancakes and smoothies all day long...
My virtual body has gone all wrong...
Reality is -you are what you eat
I now need a bigger tractor seat!
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Excellent as always david You should make an introduction thread were you can post them

 

how did you know I was in need of a smile dear farmer David? Thanks for sharing!

 

I really enjoyed this as well as all the others you have made. Yes, I agree with Mir...make an introduction! Well done!

 

How do I do that ?

 

Start a new thread in Players Introductions and introduce yourself

 

Thanks Mir

 

Very fun poem, thanks for including me {{Blushing}}, I'll try to ease up on Baha for you...Bwahahaha!! Gotta go make some cake now,,,Ciao

 

I think this is your best poem yet! Well done!

 

you are talented, and with a good sense of hummer. I really like the poem, especially now in different language, I was not much into English language poems, but you make it sounds funny and interesting, in my original language I have a taste for poetry, but the construction is quite different.

 

Which language is that please?

 

That is quite fine and funny poem david. Thumb up!

 

Davidb1 - You did it again!! Love your poetry (especially about DBAYES, LOL! She is not only Queen of Pink, but Speed Queen as well!) You give us all so much pleasure and good humor reading them! Thank you!!

 

Thanks 'farmlily3', for your kind words. It makes poetry all the more worthwhile, with an appreciative audience!!
Now , what rhymes with 'farmlily3'... um ... tree, bee, philosophy....

 

Lush BB tree;
Farming queen bee;
Nonchalantly (bonus points if you can cram that one in!);

That's it for my contribution. Maybe you should start a group poem, do a line each, one at a time...

 

That is Arabic language, my original language, but may be there will be some issues there because first it is written and read from right to left, there is no vowel letters they are like ornaments used over the letters, and over that we have a number of letters that does not exist in other languages, because they are difficult to produce and may sound primitive, any way, it is one of the ancient languages that still exist and used beside the sansecrit of India which is the base of the Malayalam, Tamil and Telgue that are used now a days in north India, and the Chinese, but I have not much knowledge about it, Arabic language in modern days still very close to the records found from 4000 years ago, but still at schools they still teach poetry that is originated in the sixth and seven century AD, and a lot of people memorize parts of these poems that is considered as a part from general knowledge, and some are used as proverbs used in daily life as a sign of wisdom. I apologize for make it long were one word would be a good answer, but your question hit one of my favorite subjects and poetry is emotional to us.

 

oooo, Davidb
........would that bee
.......mmmeeeeeeeee???????? LOL

 

Thankyou abubadi66 for your excellent reply and no need to apologize for explaining a language that is from the cradle of our civilization !

OK betty127:-

I like to do farming quite nonchalantly...

 

Farmlily the hillbilly,
Overalls with many stalls,
Can't get enough, of all the new stuff...
Oh woo is she, just needs another Kiwi
Not to fus Mus give me a Platypus
Hop on the bus Gus
Give that Platypus....

 

LOL! DBAYES! .....'Gotta make a new plan, Dan'....Hmmmmmm...sounds familiar..... Verrrrrry funny!**Shakes head - DBAYES and her lyrical ways!**