The Mighty Red Barons And Baronesses

I work as a Royal Pink Poop Cleaner and I am very happy Pink Pen Poop cleaning for the queen.

However, other than to the farmwife, tlcmom, my heart and time off both belong to The Mighty Red Barons and Baronesses.

Membership qualifications and disqualifications will be announced.

Please do not assume automatic membership.

Conditions of Membership and Disqualification (There are standards.)

1. Individuals with no Red stall need not apply.

2. Individuals owning a pink stall need not apply UNLESS: automatic membership in the Pink Royals or Yellows or Orange is openly denounced here. One must give away or sell their pink pen holdings during the next G&T and reapply while holding a red stall. (Additional qualifications must be meet.)

3. There is no provision for joint membership nor do we seek high membership which will become clear.

4. An individual holding a red pen holds the required colored pen. Thus the individual is a probationary member.

5. In order continue your quest to becoming a full member entitled to all rights and privileges, the probationary member must:

• Write an igm to a new member of the game or En Forum which simply welcomes the other individual to the game or to the EN Forum.
• Send one artisan product of your choosing to the two most recent members of this select group.

6. There are no ranks and no member is any better than another. One is either in, on probation, or not eligible. We realize some are only passing though on their way to other arenas.

We are a highly selective service and social organization. Ineligible farmers, other club members are cordially invited to attend our events and parties. However, you must be escorted by a Red Baron or Red Baroness in good standing.

(to be continued)

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ROFLMAO

 

LMAO!! Umm Hello my Pink Poo Scooper, I am your Queen and I shall join your RED Club! I like being in clubs! So makith the Queen happy and let me in or off with your head scooper!!!

P.S. I was going to mention I have 145 Red Pens but only 10 out and not taking a photo, 'cause I don't feel like taking my Pinks off my farm.

 

Anything for the "Queen of Pink." I am certain each and everyone in our organization will be humbled whenever you choose to award us with your presence.

 

I wanted to apply for the prestigious membership of the RED club,,.. but then i realized i do not have any red pen..
Apparently i do not have any orange pen either.. I have one yellow cuckoo though, which i made by mistake.
I suppose, i love my CCs more than to make any colored pen. If i get any skips, i just sell them..
But to get the membership, i will try to build one.

 

Marx, you will be welcomed. Of course you realize there is no hurry.

I, too, have a couple of yellow and orange pen whatnots. Great, love your CCs! Great you have the choice to join. Some are too far gone.

One bonus of membership is the RED's Drop Line. During events, simply request what is needed here and depend on other members to willingly assist you.

Someone is able to put us out too: Under the conditions of membership, if someone were to give us a Pink during a G&T, we are tossed out until we are able to sell it. I hope I will not be the first to get kicked out but it can happen.

 

Did you read the rules carefully DB?

 

**sees a looooong line of farmers camping out at the gate to DBAYES farm hoping to get a pink pen so DBAYES can unload them all next G/T in order to join brokes' prestigious Red Club.**

broke - you should have thought of this plan before G/T not after

 

Hello Mir. This is a highly prestigious organization as you know.

I do realize that with such prestige comes appreciation and honor to someone who has earned it. The Red Barons ad Baronnesses welcome the "Queen of Pink at anytime. Perhaps she will meet someone who will later join the Pink Royals.

The reason is that we know that some of our members will only be passing through. They will leave the REDS to joins the PINK ROYALS. And we have no problem with that.

I will add that the RED Barons and Baronesses will always remember those who have passed though our doors. And we shall open the doors for them on their way out!

And the conditions are clear if one so desires to reenter in good standing.

 

I see but you won't be seeing me there, I love my pink ostrich egg farm

 

To whom ? That's the question.

Better come and join our Ultimate Commoner Club, Marx.

 

this just keeps getting better...

 

I will take one for the team and offer to take all the pink pens and give you a red punch in exchange.

 

Hello Broke! You made me laugh...
I can't be a member of your club I am member of the pink club and I am the Queen of Yellow. I assume I can only attend your events and parties if I find a Red Baron or Red Baroness.

 

I am a poor pauper of reds....as i only have one red fish pond...but would still like to (bowing lowly and removing my hat..) to join your club...may i gain entrance please???

 

Mir, that is a very noble admission and I certainly respect your choice. Of course if you choose to attend one of our gala affairs someday then all you will need is an escort. Thank you for at least considering us and I'm sure all of the RED BARONS AND BARONNESSES sincerely wish you well in your future endeavors.

And this will.

We have no concern who you give your pink to .... just get rid of it if need be.

And thank you for recruiting for the "Commoner Club." The RED BARONS AND BARONNESSES have no desire of interaction with a bunch of Commoners and certainly not the Ultimate Commoners. Please take them away so that they will not waste our time.

Just read the above. This is exactly the reason why the QUEEN OF PINK is always welcome. Maybe the QUEEN OF PINK will have some type of check on the behavior of that ROYAL bunch.

PnP has always been so wonderful to me.

But ignoring all that: If anyone is considering membership and must run around town hustling a RED pen, I think it better if you consider just staying wherever you are hustling or join the Commoners.

 

Oh please, please may I join??? I'm just a lonely 'lil spotted bear cub, with only one red donkey for company, and I'm too poor to buy any breeding animals to upgrade to any pinks, less than 3 million CCs in my den account, and I have but a small little (mostly) organic farm, and my harvester ran out, and I have to buy water for my animals, and it will be forever to get my fourth Baha field open, and nobody loves me! *sniff*Please, oh broke one, please *sniff* may I join?

 

Thank you Scooper of Pink...And letting everyone know...that I'm a member! What's my title...Lurck? Can't wait for whom comes up with the Orange pens!

 

Well, I suppose I have to take that burden on my shoulders and take all the pink pens,... for the sake of humanity .

...and bring the revolution!