Bakery slipping

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  1. Brookeham

    Brookeham Forum Freak

    I don't know if anyone else is having this issue, but my bakery building seems to be slipping off it's platform into the road below.
    Is this a game problem or my computer??? :oops:
     
  2. puppiesnponies

    puppiesnponies Living Forum Legend

    I never visit the Artisan village anymore so I checked and my bakery has also moved.

    Earthquake?:p
     
  3. Nordais

    Nordais Forum Ambassador

    Maybe all the bellows' jumping finally took its toll on the poor building! :cry::pxD
     
  4. enk52

    enk52 Padavan

    I think there was a storm or the octopus was hungry and moved it with all his arms
     
  5. MeadowCrossing

    MeadowCrossing Forum General

    Good catch. Mine's also sliding downhill.

    I don't make items in the village but buy anything needed in the market. I buy high point items and use them to level up in the Alchemist and then Spa. Lazy lady am I! :D
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2025
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  6. Brookeham

    Brookeham Forum Freak

    Thank you all for your confirmations that this isn't just my artisan bakery that is slipping. ;)

    pnp - You don't visit the artisan village at all? o_O No carrot bread or anything else? :p
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2025
  7. puppiesnponies

    puppiesnponies Living Forum Legend

    I do use carrot bread sometimes, but most of the time my silver buff slots are the 100% EP, EP/TEP, Deco buff etc.

    It has been a long time since I made anything in the village. Most of my crafts now come from crates, rewards, wheel, cloud rows, etc.
     
  8. rivak

    rivak Count Count

    I visit my bakery daily, and didn't notice it sliding off its plinth. Wonder what is going on?
     
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  9. -Päärynä11

    -Päärynä11 Forum Ambassador

    Maybe they're trying to sell more bread to passers-by by getting closer :p
    Or it just reminds you that you have to take care of places and go there from time to time. I'm one of those, who hardly ever visit there. Crates, givers and cloud rows gives those things I normally use.
     
  10. davidb1yth007

    davidb1yth007 Forum Ambassador

    What has happened to the Bakery?
    It has relocated a metre or three
    It is such a sad sight to see!
    I sure hope it wasn't me!
    :eek:
    Maybe someone used too much yeast!
    Were they making a grand feast?
    Are the loaves twisted and creased?
    Tell us for our safety! - at least!
    :wuerg:
    I viewed them moles with consternation
    Digging willy-nilly without certification
    They've upset our bakery foundation
    with all of their tunnel creation.
    :oops:
    I hope someone's turned off the oven
    Yes, it's that big red button!
    the kitchen floor moved all of a sudden
    No buns today: - not one dozen!
    :sleepy:
    I want to make some loaves of bread
    But there's fear inside my head
    A wobbly shop fills me with dread
    I'm going to stay tucked up in bed!
    xD
    [​IMG]

     
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2025
  11. Brookeham

    Brookeham Forum Freak

    We've been blessed with a hilarious poem!!! xD:D
     
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  12. sanddollar15

    sanddollar15 Living Forum Legend

    Thanks for the smiles today davidb1yth007 you do have a "way with words!"xD:music:
    I must say I never use the bakery after working hard to open levels and then being denied the pinkie pie pie recipie I find no need to use it! So if it is slipping, I would never have noticed!xDxDxD
     
  13. davidb1yth007

    davidb1yth007 Forum Ambassador

    The bakery is still slipped off it's perch
    Those chimneys look susceptible to a sideways lurch
    A solution may need BP to search
    Or we could pray in a wobbly church!
    :wuerg:
    One thought that must be said
    "Is it still producing bread?"
    Deliveries could be made instead
    Our animals need to be fed!
    :D
    NZ's Christchurch had a bad earthquake
    And some repairs take years to make
    Many 'experts' are found to be fake
    They don't realize what is at stake
    :wuerg:
    Brick chimney's are an earthquake risk
    A building guy would say "Tsk tisk!"
    "The base needs to be strong and sound."
    Please put our bakery back on firm ground!
    :oops:

    **********************************

    Our bakery still hasn't yet been fixed.
    And to make things worse, no dough is being mixed!
    Our master-baker quit, saying "I've had enough!
    Wobbly building syndrome has made things far too tough!"
    :eek:
    The quality of replacements is getting very low
    No-one wants to come and permeate our dough...
    Interviewee number 30 didn't know wheat from straw
    And another served pastries tasting mostly raw.
    :wuerg:
    I liked one girl with a full-on accent southern
    Problem was she already had a bun in the oven!
    Now I shouldn't have excluded her because of that
    But she tripped on our cat, and fell on the mat!
    :D
    At last I have a candidate that can really bake
    And loaves are finally something we can make.
    But none of the animals seem to like her food
    And trying out her bread didn't improve my mood.
    :mad:
    The bread was so solid I nearly broke a tooth
    and she'd made so many; piled up to the roof!
    Oh, my, will this dreadful nightmare ever end...
    And will our lovely bakery ever be on the mend?
    :sleepy:
    Now providence has a way of being our salvation
    There can sometimes be a secondary solution
    Those solid blocks of bread -our ovenly creation
    We can use them underneath to bolster the foundation!
    xD

     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2025
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