-Borsty-

Howdy Farmers,

Do you remember me? It is I, the one and only true Borsty!

You see, I have kidnapped your beloved moderators and brought the forum under my control. MUHAHAHA!

Soon I’ll take over the FARMERAMA team as well and then – I’m going to rule the world!
And just to be clear, this is not some silly April’s Fool joke! I’m serious like the evil gold toothed boar that I am!

Aww, are you sad now? Crying won’t help you – I drink farmer tears for breakfast! With milk and sugar and maybe a home-baked bread …

NOW THEN!
Even if I’m an evil, evil boar, I’m not heartless. If you lovely farmers can offer me a good deal, I will leave the forum and you can return to your peaceful forum lives full of rainbows and unicorns!

So, what will you offer me? I love money – of course! – poems, art, creativity, football!
Come up with ideas to save your beloved moderators and I’ll reward the 5 best ideas on top. As I’ve said, I might be evil, but I’m not heartless.
You have 24 hours

Deal?.​

 

Hi -Borsty- how about staying here? How idea? MUHAHAHA!

 

That is a very good idea More time to take over the Forum and less work to do making FAQ's You like surprises....no

 

How about I let you win next card game!

 

Harry, what a good idea but I feel you may take more than one loss next round

 

Borsty, I am with SahraB, maybe you Should stay here give our Mods a much needed break from (speaking for myself)
all us crazy farmers and our problems! Then maybe the next time a dice game comes around I will have a better chance!
Enjoy your time with us as it may be longer than you wanted!! MUHAHAHA!

 

Sanddollar15,

Be careful what you wish for I am here to take over Farmerama and do as less work as possible I think you would like a brake from the endless event FAQ's...right I will make that happen

 

Sure thing Borsty, BUT here is a "WIN" for everyone.....A FEW LESS EVENTS would mean a few less FAQ's! You could hang around and do nothing as is your favorite pass time and WE the farmer could just FARM! Sounds like a GREAT DEAL to me!!

 

Borsty, we need our mods back!

If you would like to do no work, you should go nap with the sloths on Baha

I'm launching a rescue of our mods. The Recyclomat just ended but I'm not fooled on the day of pranks. I know you have them held on the Nublons' spacecraft. Your crafty ways of playing dice games with the Weasel are no match for the Farmerama farmers.

As the interim head of the forum, you have to deal with all the 'complaints' from farmers about all these technical glitches and bugs that disrupt farming. Here are all the players impacted. Good luck sorting them out. It looks like the game has gone crazy. You will need to make some effort to resolve those issues timely.

In the meantime, I'm going to launch the rescue and get Suzy to reconnaissance the map to find where you have hidden the Nublons' craft. It will not matter if we have to travel by boat to Baha and then deep sea dive to find the purple submarine, tie ourselves to a kite or hot air balloon to chase down the windmill, or tractor race through the mud, we will find our mods and bring them home!

 

puppiesnponies, less work does not mean you have time to sleep I need to stay awake and think of ways to make money
If I can keep the Mods hidden for long enough, I will have time to seize all the goods from all the Farmer's Barns and hold them for ransom
I do not care to listen the Farmer's complaints There is no time for that. And when I have accomplished closing down most of the Forum, there will be nowhere to place those complaints

Good luck with your futile attempts at a rescue, I have the Mods safely secured in a safe place you will never find (even though it's right under your noses)

MUHAHAHA!​

 

For ways to make money, while you are not working, you can read here as a general overview or here for a more advanced presentation.

While you are occupied with money, my fellow farmers will help with the Great Mod Rescue and my reliable Agent 00K9 will solve the mystery of location and Inspector Mouseau may have some questions for you

 

Pnp, maybe Borsty, has the Mods in his Casino, maybe Inspector Mouseau could look there!

 

Ô great, Ô magnificient Borsty,

I know you're the Grand Master of dice, so here are a few combinations for you. I hope these will please you into freeing our mods...

Let's start with a Pair:


Three of a Kind:


Four of a Kind:



Flush:


If you want, I also have a Short Straight:


And a Long Straight:


I'm sure you love card games, as well. So here's my Ace of Hearts:


And my Ace of Spades:



Now, if you don't free our moderators with all of this, I don't know what more I can do!

Signed: Your most humble servant

 

Boss!! It's me .. Gree D WeSell. What a great move to kidnap the forum moderators.. all forum members must be most greatfull to you and I'm sure they now owe you something of some kind. Borsty, you know me, I have a plan on my own in which you, the meanest Farmarama moderator kidnapper ever will be in the spotlights... not just today, forever!! Sounds great, doesn't it?

OK boss .. don't yell that loud, I hear you even when you whisper. Here's my secret plan: we let free the forum moderators and have them do their thing. Following the rules ain't something you Boss are good at anyways. So why bother a Farmerama Team takeover. In exchange for the moderators we demand the Game Team to create a Special Farming For Free Event, lasting a day, or two, or three, or as many days as you, Boss, want. Everyone will get everything for nothing and ALL of the revenue from it will go to you, the one and only true Borsty!

Thanks Boss for naming me clever but you're the smart one. Do you really think my idea sounds too good to be true? Great! Then it's time to act Boss! We have a deal.

Oh. on a side note, I've changed my name. For today only I'll go by Fun W. Give.

 

My most humble servant, it sure looks like you have a winning hand there, but as you should know I only gamble with dice

Fun W. Give, are you double crossing me I need loyal subjects to help with my plan

 

Let's throw dice, high thrower wins.
If I win, you let the modes go.
If you win, I'il send you a mysterious barn.

 

Howdy Farmers,

Thanks to all the efforts of the players, your offers helped to save the Forum and rescue the Moderators from Borsty.

These users have been rewarded:

• harry011975
• puppiesnponies
• SeregilNightrunner
• habalala
• silim

Your efforts will be rewarded soon More info to follow.​

Best Regards,
Your Farmerama Team

 

Howdy Farmers,

The 5 chosen winners have been rewarded 50 BBs each ​

Best Regards,
Your Farmerama Team