Jokes

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

 

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How I feel today after a poor night's sleep
Little Rabbit Foo Foo gets in touch with his inner mouse

 

So been there, Ariel!

In honor of the viking event:

 

Only driven to and from the quarry by a little fat man from Bedrock. Six months supply of foot creme included.

 

Decisions, decisions...

 

Lunch line

 

Dumb joke......

 

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

 

This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.

The next day the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.

The day after that the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck leaves and returns the next day. This time, he asks, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk replies "No," and the duck said, "Okay, then. Got any grapes?"

 

Mulla was in the terrace. His wife was in the kitchen cooking. Suddenly she hears a loud thud sound.
She calls out to Mulla through the kitchen window "what's that sound ?".
Mulla replies, " My shirt fell down."
His wife then once again shouts,"Falling of a shirt makes such a loud noise?".
He replies, "I was inside the shirt".


A story from my memory. I remember reading it in my childhood.

 

ICELAND will meet FRANCE in the quarter final
whilst
ENGLAND will meet SPAIN at the airport...

 

Weeds would not only grow to my farm if I keep not playing but in my keyboard too

 

....^^^

 

My life lately...