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  1. Banjoman

    Banjoman Forum Ambassador

    Acupuncture is a Jab well done !
     
    Banjoman, Jul 16, 2016
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  2. JJenks

    JJenks Forum Ambassador

    Meba xDxDxDxD
     
    JJenks, Jul 22, 2016
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  3. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

    xDxDxD[​IMG][​IMG] xDxDxD[​IMG](anyone else guilty of #4 &9?:oops:xD)
     
    spotsbox, Jul 23, 2016
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  4. Banjoman

    Banjoman Forum Ambassador

    They who laugh last... just got the joke
     
    Banjoman, Jul 29, 2016
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  5. Arielh

    Arielh Living Forum Legend

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    Arielh, Aug 5, 2016
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  6. 12ss12

    12ss12 Living Forum Legend

    You mean this money !!:p

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    12ss12, Aug 10, 2016
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  7. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

    We're so out of date, we still have a TV like the one in the first cartoon:oops::pxD.
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    spotsbox, Aug 13, 2016
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  8. Arielh

    Arielh Living Forum Legend

    spotsbox that's not a problem. Why will you get a new TV if the older one works just fine?:)
     
    Arielh, Aug 13, 2016
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  9. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

    Exactly, Ariel! Plus, we only use it to watch DVDs/tapes, since don't get TV reception.
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    spotsbox, Aug 16, 2016
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  10. bygo_cris

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    bygo_cris, Aug 16, 2016
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  11. Arielh

    Arielh Living Forum Legend

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    Arielh, Aug 16, 2016
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  12. bygo_cris

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    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
    "My dog is cross-eyed," the man says. "Is there anything you can do for him?"
    "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
    So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes and ears and then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
    "What?" The man was astonished. "Why? Because he's cross-eyed?"
    "No," said the vet, "because he's really heavy!"
     
    bygo_cris, Aug 17, 2016
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  13. 007Farming

    007Farming Forum General

    What did the baby banana say to the mummy banana??

    Mummy, I don't peel good:p;)xD
     
    007Farming, Aug 17, 2016
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  14. 12ss12

    12ss12 Living Forum Legend

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    Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
    Tommy: At the great airports!

    Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
    Johnny: In jail!

    Mike: Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?
    Andy: I don’t know.
    Mike: Because all the fans have left!

    Dan: Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?
    Stan: Why?
    Dan: She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball
     
    12ss12, Aug 19, 2016
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  15. Arielh

    Arielh Living Forum Legend

    Nice jokes 12ss12xD
    I didn't get then one with the hot stadium though:oops:
     
    Arielh, Aug 20, 2016
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  16. 12ss12

    12ss12 Living Forum Legend

    Fan has two meanings - game fans/sports-person fans and also ceiling fans. Since there are no fans the stadium became hot.
     
    12ss12, Aug 20, 2016
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  17. Arielh

    Arielh Living Forum Legend

    Τhanks for the explanation!:)
     
    Arielh, Aug 20, 2016
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  18. bygo_cris

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    12ss12 thank you for explaining. I didn't get it first time. Even if I know the meanings of the word fan... :oops:xD
     
    bygo_cris, Aug 21, 2016
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  19. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

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    And for ming;)
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    spotsbox, Aug 24, 2016
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  20. Arielh

    Arielh Living Forum Legend

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    Arielh, Aug 25, 2016
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