Jokes

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  1. Lilaclady

    Lilaclady Forum Baron

    Love the jokes spotsbox, it was good to have a laugh!
     
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  2. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

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  3. hopy14

    hopy14 Forum Inhabitant

    spotsbox,do you think only females get old?xD
     
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  4. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

    Lol, no, but I was looking for butterfly jokes in honor of the butterfly event, and found that cartoon. Things you don't think about when you're young, that come back to bite you when you're not so young. xD
     
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  5. hopy14

    hopy14 Forum Inhabitant

    xD
    I can understand,no need to explain..........I was just teasing !!;):p
     
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  6. bygo_cris

    bygo_cris Count Count

    Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.

    This joke reminds me of anime. So funny :D
     
  7. puppiesnponies

    puppiesnponies Living Forum Legend

  8. fun2farm

    fun2farm Forum Master

    xDxDxD:D:inlove:xDxDxD Pnp...that is JUST how I felt, trying to make my coffee this morning!!!!xDxDxD

    :inlove:Loved ALL these jokes/comments!!:inlove: Thanks, 'guys' - "I needed that"!!:inlove:xD:D
     
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  9. bygo_cris

    bygo_cris Count Count

    This joke was funny, but once I finished reading, it felt like a stabbing. It gave me chills :wuerg:xD:)[​IMG]

    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away :)
     
  10. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

    [​IMG] Am I the only one who always makes sure to take my shoes and coat off before the nurse can weigh me? :oops::wuerg::cry::cry:xD

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  11. Sister3

    Sister3 Regular

     
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  12. puppiesnponies

    puppiesnponies Living Forum Legend

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  13. 12ss12

    12ss12 Living Forum Legend

    How do you make a lemon drop?
    Just let it fall.

    *********
    Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it.

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    Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."
    Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water."
     
  14. Nala777

    Nala777 Forum Overlooker

    My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
    We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

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  15. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

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  16. fun2farm

    fun2farm Forum Master

    xDxDxDxDxDxDxDo_OxD
     
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  17. Brookeham

    Brookeham Forum Freak

    Absolutely hilarious!!!!!:DxDxD Love it!!!! :inlove:
     
  18. Willow

    Willow Commander of the Forum

    That one is priceless! xD
     
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  19. Lilaclady

    Lilaclady Forum Baron

    Love itxDxDxDxDxD
     
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  20. Sister3

    Sister3 Regular

    Nala777 Nice one, not sure I would go anywhere with that particular spider.:eek:
    spotsbox Now that is a cat in tune with technology!8)
     
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