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  1. Lilaclady

    Lilaclady Forum Baron

    Love the jokes spotsbox, it was good to have a laugh!
     
    Lilaclady, Feb 21, 2018
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  2. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

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    spotsbox, Apr 13, 2018
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  3. hopy14

    hopy14 Forum Inhabitant

    spotsbox,do you think only females get old?xD
     
    hopy14, Apr 13, 2018
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  4. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

    Lol, no, but I was looking for butterfly jokes in honor of the butterfly event, and found that cartoon. Things you don't think about when you're young, that come back to bite you when you're not so young. xD
     
    spotsbox, Apr 13, 2018
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  5. hopy14

    hopy14 Forum Inhabitant

    xD
    I can understand,no need to explain..........I was just teasing !!;):p
     
    hopy14, Apr 13, 2018
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  6. bygo_cris

    bygo_cris Count Count

    Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.

    This joke reminds me of anime. So funny :D
     
    bygo_cris, Apr 16, 2018
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  7. puppiesnponies

    puppiesnponies Living Forum Legend

    puppiesnponies, Apr 16, 2018
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  8. fun2farm

    fun2farm Forum Master

    xDxDxD:D:inlove:xDxDxD Pnp...that is JUST how I felt, trying to make my coffee this morning!!!!xDxDxD

    :inlove:Loved ALL these jokes/comments!!:inlove: Thanks, 'guys' - "I needed that"!!:inlove:xD:D
     
    fun2farm, Apr 16, 2018
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  9. bygo_cris

    bygo_cris Count Count

    This joke was funny, but once I finished reading, it felt like a stabbing. It gave me chills :wuerg:xD:)[​IMG]

    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away :)
     
    bygo_cris, Apr 18, 2018
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  10. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

    [​IMG] Am I the only one who always makes sure to take my shoes and coat off before the nurse can weigh me? :oops::wuerg::cry::cry:xD

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    Last edited: Jun 6, 2018
    spotsbox, Apr 21, 2018
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  11. Sister3

    Sister3 Regular

     
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    Sister3, Nov 3, 2018
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  12. puppiesnponies

    puppiesnponies Living Forum Legend

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    puppiesnponies, Jan 18, 2019
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  13. 12ss12

    12ss12 Living Forum Legend

    How do you make a lemon drop?
    Just let it fall.

    *********
    Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it.

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    Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."
    Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water."
     
    12ss12, Jan 29, 2019
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  14. Nala777

    Nala777 Forum Ambassador

    My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
    We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
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    Nala777, Jan 30, 2019
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  15. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

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    spotsbox, Feb 12, 2019
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  16. fun2farm

    fun2farm Forum Master

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    fun2farm, Feb 12, 2019
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  17. Brookeham

    Brookeham Forum Freak

    Absolutely hilarious!!!!!:DxDxD Love it!!!! :inlove:
     
    Brookeham, Feb 13, 2019
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  18. Willow

    Willow Commander of the Forum

    That one is priceless! xD
     
    Willow, Feb 13, 2019
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  19. Lilaclady

    Lilaclady Forum Baron

    Love itxDxDxDxDxD
     
    Lilaclady, Feb 14, 2019
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  20. Sister3

    Sister3 Regular

    Nala777 Nice one, not sure I would go anywhere with that particular spider.:eek:
    spotsbox Now that is a cat in tune with technology!8)
     
    Sister3, Feb 14, 2019
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