King of the Hill

*sits down with a cuppa while I nut out what to do next* The term "ACME" comes to mind. Beep Beep. ..stay tuned..

 

Does this mean that you are no longer contesting ownership of "MY HILL"?
Smashing cuppa, Bestie, pass the biscuits, please.
This is nice ...

 

It was nice but sadly all good things must come to an end and the tea break is over. Back to work LOL

....Sometime later....

Yay my parcel has arrived. I am so excited. I rush over and plant seeds all around and over the hill.



They grow really fast with water and it is supposed to rain in a few hours. Oh ho, early rain And they're off, picking you up and twirling you away to the abandoned mine field in the desert.

Leaving me with MY HILL!

 

Now this is just too much!

Luckily I had my sooper dooper shiny red shoes on and I click them together while repeating "there's no place like MY HILL" three times.

I land on MY HILL, accidentally hitting you on the head (sorry Bestie) necessitating a helicopter lift to the furthest available hospital.
Now that leaves me to admire my slightly dented red shoes on MY HILL!

 

One of the tornado got away and made it's way to my hometown and lifted my house up and carried it off. My house was being hurled to the top of the hill but you did not see it coming because you were looking down admiring your dented red shoes. When my house touched down it landed right on top of you. Now not only do I have MY HILL I also have some new magic red dented shoes. Hummm I must have bumped my head because I could swear I here giggling coming from the flowers.

 

I was ready for just this sort of shenanigans so I built a trap door in MY HILL and escaped, leaving my red shoes as a decoy. I place some water skis (hanging around from the current event) under your very light house and gently push you over the top and you slide down into the valley below ... he he he!
Now to get back to cultivating my pretty flowers that Pups left for me on MY HILL!

 

'The Hills are alive with the Sound of Music' I sang as I reclaimed the hill. Everyone knows my tone deaf singing clears everywhere within a 10 mile radius so you fled down the hill. MY HILL

 

As the nanny for the Von Trapp children, you realize that during the game of Hide and Seek, you are missing one child who is hiding very well. You gather all the children to help you search while I sit and enjoy the sunshine on MY HILL!

 

It seems the hill has been overrun with termites and the exterminator is on his way. Everyone has to vacate ASAP according to his report, while he sets to spraying. You all leave mighty hastilly. I slip Uncle Bart his $30 bribe as promised and head on up to enjoy MY HILL!

 

My pet anteater and mongoose can take care of those pesky termites. I called your Aunt Susie about Uncle Bart accepting bribes and she has summoned him home for a stern 'talking to' that only wives can do all the while accepting that homemade blackberry cobbler that I was able to make from picking the blackberries on MY HILL!

By the way, Aunt Susie wants to see you too

 

I held up a white flag and you kindly invited me to a conference to sort out once and for all who owns the hill. You went off to find the others and I secured the perimeter so no one could get back. MY HILL.

 

He ain't my Uncle Bart

Acid rain destroys your flimsy perimeter, whatever it was and starts to eat through your belongings and clothes. You run for cover into town. If you pass GO, collect $200

Tra la la, the sun has come out, leaving me with MY HILL

 

I come up MY HILL in my bio-suit, clean away all the acid rain and accidentally (honest injun) put the hose on high, causing you to be washed away with the sudsy acid rain bubbles!
How lovely and clean MY HILL is ... so, no argument, it is and always will be MY HILL!

 

Copped a little leftover acid rain suds to the side of my face so have been laying low until that healed.

Reported you to the cops for trespassing after showing them pictures of me alone set up and looking after my hill. So they cart you off in handcuffs for questioning. How come you were able to provide them with your own fluffy pink ones?

Tra la la la la...... MY HILL!

 

That was fun, those cops are great jokers! Once I explained that you had duped them and that it was, in fact, MY HILL, they decided that you deserved a taste of your own medicine. They called in the Helicopter section who hooked you up and dropped you in the middle of Tasmania - you'll have a devil of a job getting out of there!

Now me and my new besties are enjoying a BBQ on MY HILL. Luckily they have to go back on duty very shortly so I will be left in peace and quiet on MY HILL!

 

No! Not Tasmania! It's freezing there. They should just make it part of Antarctica for goodness sake.

Phew, thank goodness I was able to catch a ride with a tourist hot air balloon and get myself out of there and back home. A half blind Giant Eagle makes a dive run on your BBQ goodies and manages to catch you up instead and takes you back to its nest in a distant rocky outcrop.

Whoo hoo, left over BBQ on MY HILL! Don't you love how someone's else's BBQ always smells and tastes better . Glad you dropped the tongs!

 

How lucky - the Giant Eagle is actually one of Farmer-broke's many critters and he took me for a tour around FB's homestead. So many animals, crops and trees!

I met up with Illy the Ladybug and all her pals. We had a lovely party and then Illy and her friends managed to lift me (tricky after all I've eaten today!) and I was air-lifted to MY HILL ... where I drop a large army of ants who devour any leftovers left over.
They then carry you off to sunnier climes leaving me to enjoy, again, the solitude that is MY HILL!

 

I'm not sure how but the last lap of the Wacky Races course seems to have been diverted, right up and over the hill
You get swept away right into the belfry of the Gruesome Twosomes car. Oh dear. Such a shame. Ta ta, you take care now.

*Waits until the last car drives past and wanders up takes a seat on MY HILL!



When and if you get back, you can have this @illy

or this

 

Well that was a fun ride but now I must catch a lift with Penelope Pitstop, collect my new siggy and say hello to my old friend CT.

Oh, no! You ran over her foot PP, now you will have to take her to the Accident and Emergency Department ... quick as you can now.
Now me and my new doggy friend can sit here on MY HILL!

 

Shu Shu Shu .... All of ya.
Now I'm the King of the Hill.
Go, get away and stay clear of MY HILL and stop all this foolishness about MY HILL! ]

Nothing hard about this to understand.