POWER FEED: The answer !

Once upon a time in the land of milk and honey, there was a tiny english-speaking farming village on the edge of a large catalpa forest.
Life was good and the farmers toiled away, tending to their stock and crops in an orderly fashion.
But a dark shadow hung over the land in the form of the Eevil Dark Lord, Bag Paint. The villagers trembled at the sight of this fearsome entity but luckily, no-one had actually laid eyes on it.
Many manical moons passed and Bag Paint, noticing the resentment of the villagers, employed a New Enthusiastic Member (NEM) and sent her to see what she could see in the village.
NEM listened to all and sundry and found that, amongst the gripes and grizzles, a pattern was emerging - the most displeasing factor was the inability of the Baha Mill to make Power Feed. So she went back to Bag Paint and reported her findings. But Bag Paint said No. End Of.
Or was it...
NEM realized that this single issue was at the cornerstone of the ill-feeling as Power Feed was needed for animals to be breeded and crops that were seeded, had to be feeded for farming to be succeeded..... would she be heeded??

The quarterly meeting of Very Important Stuff was coming up, so NEM decided to get Ready. She practised her delivery daily down at the pigpens and the pigs listened with unwavering concentration - was it NEM's purposeful speaking or was it the squashed half sandwich on the back of her clipboard?

The Big Day came and NEM had to wait as lots of ideas were floated how to get the farmers to buy DD's at exorbitant prices - same stuff, different meeting.... Blah blah...
Then finally it was NEM's turn to speak. The practice paid off and she had them eating out of the palm of her hand. Bag Paint agreed!!!
There was huge rejoicing across the land!!
A statue of NEM was erected on lotsa farms (getting 15 EP every six hours) Life was wonderful.

Bag Paint noticed an increase of profits far beyond what they had achieved with previous policies and realised that NEM had saved the company...

And the villagers lived happily ever after.

The End.

 

Bravo!