Quotes you love from Alice in Wonderland

Mad Hatter " I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then."


P.S. I can't do pics but I know all of you can, thank goodness

 

Are you talking about the TV series Alice in Wonderland or the Disney one?

 

Don't forget there was a book too which started it all!

 

Actually, I love all the versions and am still looking for one I really like from Once Upon A Time TV series.
Cheers

 

Go Ask Alice is one of few songs I can sing from beginning to end without screwing up the lyrics.
"Feed Your Head" !

 

`Take some more tea,' the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.

`I've had nothing yet,' Alice replied in an offended tone, `so I can't take more.'

`You mean you can't take less,' said the Hatter: `it's very easy to take more than nothing.'

 

well I find this image by luck and I though of posting it here...maybe next time I will post a real quote

 

`Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on.

`I do,' Alice hastily replied; `at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know.'

 

-edit- My fave was "off with their heads". Not so funny any more. I do love the book tho, esp the tea party. And yes I too love the lyrics to the song...

 

Alice: This is impossible.

The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

 

Now that is an oldie, but of course not as old as Alice!

"Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Alice in Wonderland.

P.S. let's include Alice Through the Looking Glass also

 

"White Rabbit"

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head
Feed your head

 

Adventures first...
Explanations take such a dreadful time.

Alice in Wonderland

 

Well Sung Banjoman

 

Indeed they do Arielh, and The Hatter can make little Alice's head spin with his logical logic

'Take some more tea,' the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
'I've had nothing yet,' Alice replied in an offended tone, 'so I can't take more.'
'You mean you can't take less,' said the Hatter: 'it's very easy to take more than nothing.'
'Nobody asked your opinion,' said Alice.
'Who's making personal remarks now?' the Hatter asked triumphantly…..
Really, now you ask me,' said Alice, very much confused, 'I don't think — '
'Then you shouldn't talk,' said the Hatter.

 

The Mad Hatter: Ηave I gone mad?
Alice: I am afraid so... But I will tell you a secret. All the best people are.

 

What a lovely picture!

 

From Lewis Carroll's: Through the Looking-Glass (gutenberg)
Chapter: Who Stole the Tarts?
'Take off your hat,' the King said to the Hatter.
'It isn't mine,' said the Hatter.
'Stolen!' the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a memorandum of the fact.
'I keep them to sell,' the Hatter added as an explanation; 'I've none of my own. I'm a hatter.'
Here the Queen put on her spectacles, and began staring at the Hatter, who turned pale and fidgeted.
'Give your evidence,' said the King; 'and don't be nervous, or I'll have you executed on the spot.'
This did not seem to encourage the witness at all: he kept shifting from one foot to the other, looking uneasily at the Queen, and in his confusion he bit a large piece out of his teacup instead of the bread-and-butter.

 

Actually, the best gift you could have given her
was a lifetime of adventures...

Alice in Wonderland

 

...and sometimes small adventures are the best even for dear Alice