Say Something Silly

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.

 

Why should you wear glasses when doing math? They improve division.

 

I tried turning my laughter into currency, but the market crashed when people realized the exchange rate for giggles was more volatile than a confetti tornado.

 

This thread is real fun.

 

What did the duck say when waiter gave him the check? "Put it on my bill."

 

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

 

Silly Chilly Willy, penguin extraordinaire. Cries ice cubes.

 

I tried to break the world record for the longest time spent balancing a spoon on my nose, but my nose had other plans and decided to join a circus as a unicycle rider instead.

 

Where can you find a whale that plays the flute? In an orca-stra.

 

I attempted to teach my pet rock the art of interpretive dance, but it insisted on perfecting the "rock and roll" instead, leaving me with a headbanging companion.

 

I'm on a seafood diet: When I see food, I eat it.

 

I once tried to race a banana peel downhill on a unicycle, but it ended up winning the Tour de Fruit by slipping gracefully into first place.

 

What did the horse say after tripping in a pothole? "Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

 

I attempted to train my pet rubber chicken to be a stand-up comedian, but it insisted on telling egg-stremely yolky jokes that left everyone cracking up

 

I’m out of my mind… be back in five minutes!

 

I tried replacing my alarm clock with a chorus of singing rubber ducks, but they quacked in harmony for hours, creating a surreal morning symphony that confused even the neighborhood roosters.

 

Two burglars stole a calendar last night, and they each got six months.

 

I tried to catch some fog yesterday, but I mist.

 

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

 

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked "Why the long face?"