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  1. djtillu

    djtillu Padavan

    I once ate a clock. It was very time-consuming!
     
  2. spotsbox

    spotsbox Forum Demigod

    I'm afraid of escalators, so I take steps to avoid them.
     
  3. djtillu

    djtillu Padavan

    I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
     
  4. rivak

    rivak Forum Duke

    What's the problem with scientists? Periodically they're wrong.
     
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  5. MeadowCrossing

    MeadowCrossing Forum Veteran

    As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
     
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  6. puppiesnponies

    puppiesnponies Living Forum Legend

    :D:D

    As a child, my family's menu's 2 choices were eat it or else.o_O
     
  7. MeadowCrossing

    MeadowCrossing Forum Veteran

    @puppiesnponies , actually mine was 'sit there til you finish'. As a picky eater, I tried various ways to 'finish'. Spinach? Sneak it in the dog's dish. Busted - even she wouldn't eat it! Broccoli? Stuff it down the hollow legs of our kitchen table or in the box of my 45rpms! I disliked pretty much everything except for potatoes, carrots, and meat (except liver!) :D
     
  8. rivak

    rivak Forum Duke

    Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
     
  9. farmingfreebird

    farmingfreebird Exceptional Talent

    Of course I talk to myself; Sometimes I need expert advice.
     
  10. rivak

    rivak Forum Duke

    England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
     
  11. Growalot

    Growalot Old Hand

    HA HA HA.......classic :D
     
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  12. rivak

    rivak Forum Duke

    I don't trust trees. They're shady.
     
  13. rivak

    rivak Forum Duke

    Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
     
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  14. puppiesnponies

    puppiesnponies Living Forum Legend

    From my dental hygienist's wall...

    You don't have to brush all of your teeth....only the ones you want to keep :)
     
  15. rivak

    rivak Forum Duke

    How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?

    "My fault."
     
  16. MeadowCrossing

    MeadowCrossing Forum Veteran

    I sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
     
  17. 12ss12

    12ss12 Living Forum Legend

    Dogs can't see inside your body, but CAT s can.
     
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  18. rivak

    rivak Forum Duke

    How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, because they are all on the dark side.
     
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  19. MeadowCrossing

    MeadowCrossing Forum Veteran

    “Stressed” is just “desserts” spelled backward.
     
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  20. rivak

    rivak Forum Duke

    If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
     
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