That's not a ...

That's not a sticky mess in the kitchen

It's a baby feeding itself!

 

That's not a baby feeding itself
It's a bunch of baby piglets eating slop

 

It's not a bunch of baby piglets eating slop

It's an octopus with a spoon on the end of every tentacle, eating a large bowl of custard

 

That's not an octopus with a spoon on the end of every tentacle, eating a large bowl of custard
It's a Manta Ray cleaning up the mess the Octopus has made

 

It's not a Manta Ray cleaning up the mess the Octopus has made

It's a blue umbrella floating in the breeze

 

That's not a blue umbrella floating in the breeze
It's the Blue Angels doing a fly by!

 

It's not the Blue Angels doing a fly by!

It's a school of angel fish swimming through the warm sea caves of Atlantis

 

That's not a school of angel fish swimming through the warm sea caves of Atlantis
It is some Mermaids swimming off the Bermuda Triangle

 

That's not some Mermaids swimming off the Bermuda Triangle

It's a boy playing Space Invaders .. beep beep bleep!

 

It's not a boy playing Space Invaders .. beep beep bleep!

It's a one-armed bandit, I just got 3 bells. Kaching

 

That's not a one armed bandit, I just got 3 bells, Kaching

It's three church bells ringing

 

It's not three church bells ringing

It's bell ornaments on the Christmas tree

 

That's not bell ornaments on the Christmas tree

It's the Fairy on the Christmas tree

 

That's not the Fairy on the Christmas tree
It's the Fairy playing in the Fairy garden

 

It's not the Fairy playing in the Fairy garden

It's little leprechauns dancing around the maypole

 

That's not little leprechauns dancing around the maypole

It's Five Flying Elephants dressed in tutus

 

It's not Five Flying Elephants dressed in tutus

It's 5 jumbo jets doing aerobatics in the sky.

 

That's not 5 jumbo jets doing aerobatics in the sky
It's synchronized swimmers in a big pool

 

That's not synchronized swimmers in a big pool
It's a pod of dolphins doing back flips

 

It's not a pod of dolphins doing back flips
It's little old ladies doing circle dancing wearing full glitter costumes.