That's not a ...

That's not my kids new pair of shoes
It's a pair of Wooden shoes planted with Orange tulips

 

That's not a pair of wooden shoes planted with orange tulips
It's a pair of fluffy orange slippers

 

That's not a pair of fluffy Orange slippers
it's a pair of fluffy Orange skis

 

it's not a pair of fluffy Orange skis
it's a pair of hamsters

 

That's not a pair of hamsters
It's a llama having a bad hair day!

 

It's not a llama having a bad hair day!

That's a peacock covered in spaghetti

 

That's not a peacock covered in spaghetti
It's a field covered in Lady Bugs!

 

It's not a field covered in Lady Bugs!

It's a table cloth with patterns of bluebirds on it

 

It's not a table cloth with patterns of bluebirds on it.
It's a lake with seven Swans swimming.

 

That's not a lake with seven Swans swimming
It's a blue Summer sky with white clouds floating by

 

That's not a blue summer sky with white clouds floating by
It's a blue sea with frothy white waves floating into the shore

 

It's not a blue sea with frothy white waves floating into the shore

It's sixty six silver ships sailing by

 

That's not sixty six silver ships sailing by

It's seventy seven sultry salamanders stranded on sand dunes

 

It's not seventy seven sultry salamanders stranded on sand dunes

It's the 76 trombones that led the big parade

 

That's not the 76 trombones that led the big parade
It's an orchestra of violins

 

It's not an orchestra of violins
It's diddle, diddle dumpling my son John

 

That's not diddle, diddle dumpling my son John
It's someone going to bed with their trousers on

 

It's not someone going to bed with their trousers on

It's someone who has one shoe off and one shoe on

 

That's not someone who has one shoe off and one shoe on

It is, in fact, diddle, diddle dumpling my son John's son Hamish

 

That's not diddle,diddle,dumpling my son John's son Hamish
It is hey diddle, diddle the cat and the Fiddle