That's not a ...

It is not hey diddle, diddle the cat and the Fiddle

It's the little old woman who lived in a shoe

 

That's not the little old woman who lived in the shoe
It's Peter, Peter the pumpkin eater

 

It's not Peter, Peter the pumpkin eater

It's Simple Simon who met a pieman, going to the fair

 

That's not Simple Simon who met a pieman, going to the fair
It's Little Miss Muffet, who is sitting on a tuffet

 

Oh ! My Goodness I never knew that this thread could become such a fun. I am really laughing on reading all the posts.
Thanks everyone .After reading all the post, I feel as if you all could write series better than Harry Potter. Such Imagination.

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That's not Little Miss Muffet, who is sitting on a tuffet
Its Humpty Dumpty sitting on a wall.

 

Its not Humpty Dumpty sitting on a wall.

It's Hickory hickory dock and a mouse ran up the clock​

 

That's not Hickory hickory dock and a mouse ran up the clock.
Its Jack and Jill went up the hill.

 

Its not Jack and Jill went up the hill.

It's the grand old Duke of York he had a 1000 men.
He marched them up to the top of the hill

 

That's not the grand old Duke of York he had a 1000 men, he marched them up to the top of the hill

It's a maggot hiding in a piece of meat that's gone bad.

 

That's not a maggot hiding in a piece of meat that's gone bad
It's Little boy Blue playing his horn

 

It's not Little boy Blue playing his horn

It's one for the master and one for the dame and one for the little boy who lives down the lane

 

That's not one for the master and one for the dame and one for the little boy who lives down the lane
It's the sound of a certain lady going by the forumname Cassie101 nibbling on a Yak snack

 

It's not the sound of a certain lady going by the forumname Cassie101 nibbling on a Yak snack

It's peas pudding hot, pease pudding cold.

 

That's not the sound of a certain lady going by the forum name Cassie101 nibbling on a yak snack
That's Little Tom Thumb eating his plum

 

That's not Little Tom Thumb eating his plum

It's little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey

 

that's not little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey
It's Little Jack Horner, sitting in the corner doing nothing!

 

That's not Little Jack Horner, sitting in the corner doing nothing!
It has to be a teenage girl mocking about not getting the money from her parents to buy that one and only boyband T-shirt she'd always wanted since the day she was born.

 

That's not a teenage girl mocking about not getting the money from her parents to buy that one and only boyband T-shirt she'd always wanted since the day she was born

It's the singer from the one and only boyband that the teenage girl has loved since the day she was born

 

It's not the singer from the one and only boy band that the teenage girl has loved since the day she was born

It's my boy lollipop he makes my heart go giddy up

 

That's not my boy lollipop you make my heart go giddy up

It's my girl Bill